A couple years ago I was galavanting around a popular flesh palace in Mt. Vernon, NY called Sue's Rendezvous. I spotted a white girl with black girl's ass who coerced me into stuffing a couple hundred in singles into her g-string.
A few months down the calendar, I spotted this girl all over the gossip blogs as arm candy for Kanye West. Damn! Yeezy took my girl. It's all good. She got as much as she was gonna get out of me anyway.
Amber Rose is currently living the dream of every stripper. She went from the pole straight to Louis Vuitton ads. She's since broken up with West but that hasn't slowed her game down at all. After a stint with Fabolous she's now reportedly giving New York Knick Amar Stoudemire the kitty. Honestly, I think, for her an athlete is a better move. They have much better retirement plan than rappers.
Keep up the good work, homegirl. I salute you.
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